Why didn't someone warn me that boys have the most disgusting conversations known to man? Okay, Okay....people did. But come on!
Why is it that these grossed out conversations always occur at supper? How do they materialize out of a seemingly normal, non-disgusting conversation? Why do every male (sons and father) look totally amazed when the females say, "ENOUGH!"
A conversation that started out about chores and the boys taking trash outside evolved into chores Lucas did in the orphanage. The short version...he helped take baby diapers to the trash, then we progressed to "oo oo" then we went into a digestive lesson and shall we say information on 3rd world intestinal issues. At this point Sydney left for play practice (I think she abandoned me to the heathen males in our family) so what would any supportive mother and wife do? Well I did what any higher thinking female would do when confronted with the unfortunate, misguided males in the tribe....I left the table...they are now cleaning up from supper.
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