Eli to Sydney, "Syd. Do you like coffee?"
Sydney, "Not really."
Eli, "you ever drink some coffee?"
Sydney, "I've tasted it."
Eli, "Hmm. You drink to much of it that's why you are so short!" Thus rolling on the floor hysterically laughing at his latest and greatest bit of "wisdom". Sydney calls it "brotherly self humor".
Sydney is 5 foot and both Lucas and Eli's main goal right now is to pass their shortest sister and/or torture her about her height challenges. Mike graciously explained to the boys that they weren't allowed to drink coffee and in true dad impatience with the billion questions of why not told them that it would stunt their growth. Thus Eli's wisdom of the contributing factor in Sydney's case.
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